Hidden Talents/KNAWLEDGE 

"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars) 01/07/2016 at 22:30 • Filed to: It's nighttime nobody cares shut up dad

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I have numerous talents, all of which I am very proud of, and none of which my mother knows about. More after the Jump(man, Jumpman, Jumpman, that boy up to somethin. Whoo!)

1. I know that the least populated incorporated town in North Dakota is Ruso, with it’s whopping size of four.

2. I know every world in, “Regulate,” by Warren G and Nate Dogg. Classic.

3. I can do a 100 meter dash in under one minute.

4. Former North Carolina senator, lawyer, and 2004/2008 Presidental Candidate John Edwards was born in South Carolina. He is also a pimp on so many different levels c’mon.

5. Alfa Romeo produced the Giulia (not pictured, that’s an Alfetta) in Apartheid South Africa, in which they were often imported to the former white supremacist nation of South Rhodesia.

6. I can thoroughly clean 50 Chick-Fil-A dining room trays in six minutes. It’s a store record.

7. There’s this guy at my school who’s birth name is, “Butts.” That’s not really relevant, but whatever.

Come to think of it, this entire post isn’t relevant and I shared basically none of my hidden talents. Oh well.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 01/07/2016 at 22:37

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Knowing lots of random things is a talent.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/07/2016 at 22:39

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I carry a can of Glade air spray in my bag just in case.

MLGCarGuy > Jack Does Cars 01/07/2016 at 22:42

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Who cares about your random facts? What we wanna know is, do you have a Lamborghini in your garage that you drive in the Hollywood Hills? For that is true evidence of knowledge.

Jack Does Cars > MLGCarGuy 01/07/2016 at 22:43

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I have 47 Hollywood Hills in my Hollywood Hills account.

MLGCarGuy > Jack Does Cars 01/07/2016 at 23:08

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But I have 47 billion dollars in my bank account and 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account.

#checkmate

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jack Does Cars 01/08/2016 at 01:56

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this pic is awesome!

Jack Does Cars > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/08/2016 at 06:32

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Keep it

BringBackTheCommodore > Jack Does Cars 01/11/2016 at 21:00

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God help me, but when I spotted this car, I was immediately reminded of something far less powerful, and much less reliable:

For some reason, the Caddy evoked images of the K-car convertibles produced by Chrysler under Lee Iacocca.